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I have decided my life is boring

April 12th, 2005 Posted in Archive

Well, where do I start? I know, I start nowhere! I have come to the conclusion that my life, as it is currently, is completely boring. Nothing interesting really goes on in it. The very evidence of my life being boring is this blog. The fact that I can find time in my life to type online to somebody or possibly nobody for that matter, shows that my life is boring. I’m going to change that! I have decided to set goals to make my life a little less boring. Hah, I’m setting goals to make life less boring! But I digress. I plan to accomplish this by adhering to the following list:

1) I will do 1 crazy thing a day
2) I will do at least 1 thing I enjoy every day
3) I will masturbate less so I have more time on my hands (instead of… nevermind… ;-) )
4) I will actively flirt with as many members of the opposite sex as humanly possible in the course of the day
5) I will talk to the people on the street who talk to themselves
6) I will contemplate another piercing monthly
7) I will try every sexual position in the Kama Sutra 8) I will perform every kinky activity that is on my mind and if I can’t do it immediately I will write it down for further dissemination
9) I will talk to everybody for no reason at all because, if I talk to everybody I’m bound to meet someone interesting
10) I will say whatever is on my mind to whoever I am with at the time. The outcome of saying it is irrelavent and I will say it anyway
11) I will finally admit to myself that I am different and people will never completely understand my motivation for things. In doing this I will do all those things that I find motivating.
12) I will spend less time on the computer
13) I will spend more time outdoors
14) I will find excuses to go out to places where numerous people congregate
15) I will goto BDSM clubs more often
16) I will set aside a study time that does not interfere with my social life
17) I will remove any inhibitions that I have about everything and push the envelope
18) I will get more people to confirm reading my blog regulary so I know I am not wasting my time
19) I will sleep less
20) I will try never ever to type a boring list like this again

Well, I’m glad I got that out of the way. Now to violate almost every single one of them……..

  1. 2 Responses to “I have decided my life is boring”

  2. By Trikc on Apr 12, 2005

    lol. yo thats mad funny and i can not believe i was able to read dat shit right now being as high as i am. lol well hot shit and i’ll talk to u later.
    p.s how long do you think you can keep all of those goals that is a lot to say there expectually to even see you do so much like what you been saying on the gaols.

  3. By I am Better then you on Apr 13, 2005

    Trikc is a homo, and I know who trikc is because she is the only idiot i know to use “dat” instead of that. She is stupid in my opinion, because she wears stupid sweat pants with hot fishnet shirts and she wears pounds and pounds of makeup, to cover up her hideousness. She lisps and sleeps around with random men. She is ugly too.

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